{"product_id":"i-dont-watch-porn","title":"I Don't Watch Porn","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome ladies clutch pearls. You clutch your next spicy read. I Don't Watch Porn pairs a stack of green and golden-yellow books with cream and black flowers, leafy accents, and black-and-white checkerboard details. It looks sweet, right up until someone reads the slogan. Make this custom tumbler your reading-session sidekick, because your drink deserves a personality as bold as your bookshelf.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eArtwork notice:\u003c\/strong\u003e Sweet florals, absolutely no filter. This design includes adult humor and explicit language: “I DON'T WATCH PORN. I READ IT, LIKE A FUCKING LADY.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eYour tumbler. Your main-character moment.\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eChoose this wrap design and your tumbler size, pick your glitter level, then tell me your color vision using the product options. Extra sparkle or no glitter? You set the mood.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis design is part of a custom tumbler order. The wrap is not sold separately.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWatch your potion get its attitude\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnder “🔮 Watch Your Potion Brew,” choose “🎥 Brew It Live” to join my online live creation queue, or “🌙 Brew It Behind the Scenes” if you'd rather let me work the magic off-camera. Check the \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/live-tumbler-schedule\"\u003eLive Tumbler Schedule\u003c\/a\u003e for upcoming sessions and where to watch.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLive orders are worked on in order of purchase. This is a queue, not a reserved stream date. If your tumbler isn't reached during one stream, it stays queued for the next. Attendance is optional, so you can keep turning those pages while I create. A livestream date is not a guaranteed completion or shipping date.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":66830304247923,"sku":"FUN-013","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/8796\/9139\/files\/9A6BD00A-EA6C-4395-B4B5-1E81C4B6D5AD_4_5005_c.jpg?v=1791594382","url":"https:\/\/prairiepotionco.com\/products\/i-dont-watch-porn","provider":"Prairie Potion Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}