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I Don't Watch Porn

I Don't Watch Porn

$5.00 USD
$5.00 USD
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Some ladies clutch pearls. You clutch your next spicy read. I Don't Watch Porn pairs a stack of green and golden-yellow books with cream and black flowers, leafy accents, and black-and-white checkerboard details. It looks sweet, right up until someone reads the slogan. Make this custom tumbler your reading-session sidekick, because your drink deserves a personality as bold as your bookshelf.

Artwork notice: Sweet florals, absolutely no filter. This design includes adult humor and explicit language: “I DON'T WATCH PORN. I READ IT, LIKE A FUCKING LADY.”

Your tumbler. Your main-character moment.

Choose this wrap design and your tumbler size, pick your glitter level, then tell me your color vision using the product options. Extra sparkle or no glitter? You set the mood.

This design is part of a custom tumbler order. The wrap is not sold separately.

Watch your potion get its attitude

Under “🔮 Watch Your Potion Brew,” choose “🎥 Brew It Live” to join my online live creation queue, or “🌙 Brew It Behind the Scenes” if you'd rather let me work the magic off-camera. Check the Live Tumbler Schedule for upcoming sessions and where to watch.

Live orders are worked on in order of purchase. This is a queue, not a reserved stream date. If your tumbler isn't reached during one stream, it stays queued for the next. Attendance is optional, so you can keep turning those pages while I create. A livestream date is not a guaranteed completion or shipping date.

Ready to Brew Your Tumbler?

Start by choosing your wrap below, then work your way through each customization option. Choose your size, decide how much sparkle you want, tell me your color preferences and special requests, and select whether you'd like your tumbler created live or behind the scenes.

Once you've made all your selections, add your custom tumbler to your cart and check out. I'll take it from there! 🧪✨

Materials

Because each tumbler is handmade to order, no two tumblers will be exactly alike. Slight variations in color, design, glitter placement, and finish are normal characteristics of a handmade product and are part of what makes your tumbler unique.

For snowglobe tumblers, glitter may settle, shift, or move differently over time, and colors may naturally settle or change slightly. These are normal characteristics of the snowglobe design and are not considered defects.

For regular tumblers without glitter or added color, the finished appearance may still have slight variations due to the handmade process, including minor differences in wrap placement, color, and finish.

Please double-check your wrap, size, glitter, colors, and creation option before completing your order. Custom orders are made specifically for you and cannot be changed once production has started.

Tumbler Care

Treat your Prairie Potion creation with a little love and it'll stay magical!

  • Hand wash only 🧼
  • Cold or room-temperature drinks only — no hot liquids
  • Do not microwave or place in the dishwasher
  • Avoid dropping, soaking, or exposing your tumbler to extreme heat
  • For snowglobe tumblers, handle gently to help protect the glitter and liquid

💧 If Your Snowglobe Tumbler Leaks

If you notice any leaking, moisture, or liquid around the tumbler, stop using it immediately and do not attempt to open, repair, or reseal it yourself.

Please contact Prairie Potion Co. as soon as possible with photos or a short video showing the issue. If the tumbler arrived damaged or develops a leak due to a possible manufacturing issue, we'll review it and determine the appropriate resolution.

Please note that leaks caused by dropping, impact, improper care, extreme heat, or attempted repairs are not covered.

✨ Snowglobe note: Glitter may settle or shift over time. This is completely normal and part of the handmade charm.

Handle with care, hand wash, and keep the magic brewing! 🧪✨
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